“Peppermint oil and beef jerky. That’s all you need to evade the police. Coat your car with both of ‘em, then the dogs fly and you’re done! No hint of the weed.”
—Overheard at Joe’s Dining

“I can’t manage my own design business. I’m not starting a brothel!”
—Overheard at the Ranch House
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