"Honey! Those are kid earrings. If I'm gonna wear earrings, I want people to see the damn things."

—Overheard outside the Five and Dime

"Sometimes I like to show my tits. So, I don't know if I'd make a good rabbi."

—Overheard at Duel Brewing

"This place is just Marin County in the mountains."

—Overheard in Taos