"You need to put that thing down and start waiting on customers."
—Overheard at the Pacheco Street Post Office

"Every day...I tell God...I'm not going to kill a hippy."
—Overheard in a car

Mother to daughter: "Did you hit that little boy?
Daughter: "YEAH! With a stick!"
Mother to little boy's mother: "She'll apologize once I catch her."
—Overheard at Fort Marcy Park