"Come on, ladies and gentlemen, let's not waste ham."
—Overheard on Marcy Street
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"I think I've seen enough galleries in this town to last me forever."
—Overheard on Canyon Road


"Albuquerque is like Santa Fe, except there are about a million Cerrillos Roads."
—Overheard on Cerrillos Road


"I'm so horny, soon I'll start fucking walls. Come over to my place in a week—it'll look like it's made out of Swiss cheese."
—Overheard at the Matador


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