"You know what they call male cougars? Manthers."
- Overheard at Ecco Espresso & Gelato
"I can't, I have a phone date with my best Mormon friend."
- Overheard at Molly's Kitchen & Lounge
"Once, I was almost the victim of a serial killer."
- Overheard at Hastings
"This looks just like a Western town. Is this normal?"
- Overheard on West San Francisco Street