"You know what they call male cougars? Manthers."
 - Overheard at Ecco Espresso & Gelato

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"I can't, I have a phone date with my best Mormon friend."
 - Overheard at Molly's Kitchen & Lounge

"Once, I was almost the victim of a serial killer."
 - Overheard at Hastings

"This looks just like a Western town. Is this normal?"

 - Overheard on West San Francisco Street