“Let’s get a bottle and talk this out.”

—Woman to her two male friends who had just been drunkenly slap-fighting and arguing outside Andy’s Liquorette on Agua Fria

“You smell good like boy.”

—Young woman in stripy sweater to door guy at Corazón

First woman:

“What sign are you?”

Second woman:

“Taurus.”

First woman:

“Aww, my fake ID was a Taurus.”

—Overheard at Rio Chama Steakhouse

Follow @

on Twitter and send your Overheard in Santa Fe tidbits to: