“You can tell I’ve lived in New Mexico too long when I’m more surprised at the sight of a man wearing a tailored shirt, a sweater vest and loafers than I am at the sight of a bearded man wearing a sundress.”

—50-something woman to teen girl at Las Clinicas del Norte

“You are actually quite skinny. You only think you’re fat because you cannot see below your colossal breasts.”

—From inside La Montañita Co-op women’s bathroom