1. LAWMAKERS MULL FRONT LICENSE PLATES FOR NM VEHICLES
    But will they be those ugly chile ones?
  2. USA SNOWBOARDERS ARE TAKING GOLD MEDALS AT OLYMPICS
    Which is, like, so totally tubular.
  3. NEW DEPT. OF HEALTH AD FEATURES CONDOM-CLAD CHILE
    What a two-pronged waste.
  4. EARLY VOTING STARTS FEB. 14 IN SANTA FE
    But the Facebook bitching has been available all along.
  5. SANTA FE OPERA ANNOUNCES NEW LEADERSHIP
    While opera remains pretty much exactly what you think it is.
  6. THIS FLU SEASON IS REPORTEDLY THE ABSOLUTE WORST
    Go home. Go home and go to bed. Bed!
  7. OMG. TRUMP’S HAIR FLAPPING IN THE WIND
    Homeboy looked like Darth Vader sans-helmet in Empire.