1. FOUNDER OF ALLSUP’S, LONNIE ALLSUP, DIES
    We’re pouring out a Tallsup for you, Lonnie.
  2. FORMER COLLEGE OF SANTA FE THEATER HEAD JOHN WECKESSER ALSO DIES
    If all the world’s a stage, then heaven must be like a really sick green room with just, like, the best snacks.
  3. CLEVELAND INDIANS TO DROP ABSURDLY OFFENSIVE CHIEF WAHOO LOGO IN 2019
    A strong contender for SFR’s first-ever About Fucking Timesies award.
  4. MVD FACES LAWSUIT OVER UNWIELDY DRIVER’S LICENSE RULES
    A runner up. (See above)
  5. SANTA FE GOES UNDER FIRE WEATHER WATCH
    Seriously, is hell also freezing over?
  6. LIBERTARIAN PARTY MAKING A COMEBACK
    Guns for some, miniature American flags for others!
  7. SFR DEADLINE PREVENTED US FROM SEEING STATE OF THE UNION BEFORE WE WENT TO PRESS
    “Today was the day Donald Trump finally became president.” -idiot pundits everywhere.