- WEAPONS TESTS IN LOS ALAMOS SHAKE SANTA FE
Where’s our frantic 8 AM emergency alert to find shelter?
- FRONT PAGE TNM HEADLINE DECLARES MARTINEZ LEGACY ‘STILL UP IN THE AIR’
Allow SFR to help: A power-loving, pizza-partying, social-services-slashing, press-hating politician who’s going out on a criminal justice platform cribbed from the 1980s.
- US LEGISLATORS DISAGREE WHETHER TRUMP SAID “SHITHOLE” OR “SHITHOUSE”
But they unanimously agreed the president is a quote, “shithead.”
- BETTER CALL SAUL GETS FOURTH SEASON
Will anti-wi-fi peeps get vindicated after all? We’re on the edge of our seats.
- CASINO BREAKS GROUND NEXT DOOR TO OPERA
Now every production will feature ringing jackpot bells
- TRUCK STOP PROPOSAL MOVES FORWARD
In protest, opponents plan to continue driving their cars back and forth to the city and buying stuff delivered in trucks.
- STUDENT TIED TO SCHOOL SHOOTING LETTER WON’T RETURN TO CLASSES ANYTIME SOON
Because that’s exactly who you want to have nothing but free time during the day.