1. JAVIER GONZALES DECLARES RUN FOR LT. GOVERNOR
    Apparently, single-parenting an eighth grader is problem solved!
  2. THEN, GONZALES DECLARES EMERGENCY FOR LOUSY CELL SERVICE
    His daughter’s YouTube stream was crazy slow and totes annoying.
  3. EVERYONE YOU KNOW NOW A BITCOIN EXPERT
    They just can’t tell you what it is, how it works, how to use it to buy anything or where to get it.
  4. BUSINESSES KEEP CLOSING IN SANTA FE
    And local “experts” flock to Facebook with totally helpful comments about what they should have done to make it work.
  5. JUDD NELSON REPORTEDLY TO APPEAR IN LOCALLY-MADE FILM, SANTA FAKE
    Suddenly Susan no longer the jewel in his resume’s crown…
  6. NM POLICE GET ADVICE FROM MMA FIGHTER
    New uniforms are somewhat tighter than the old ones.
  7. GAS PIPELINE EXPLODES IN SOUTHEASTERN NM
    But thank goodness for those education dollars.