1. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FUCKED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH NEW TAX MEASURES
    Congratulations, everyone!
  2. THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT DOESN’T SEEM TO WANT TO UPHOLD THE RANKED CHOICE VOTING LAW APPROVED BY VOTERS
    Congratulations again!
  3. EX STATE PUBLIC REGULATION COMMISSIONER JEROME BLOCK JR. IS EITHER IN REHAB OR A FUGITIVE
    It was the Provasic!
  4. UTAH MONUMENTS LOSE BIG BUT NM’S ARE MOSTLY SAFE
    That sunset horseback ride with our congressional delegation must have paid off.
  5. TAOS HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FEATURED ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON 
    Fallon is of course best-known for the 2004 film Taxi with Queen Latifah
  6. WORKERS KEEP FINDING BONES DURING LOCAL CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS
    But it’s always, like, a boring burro or something and never an exciting murder…
  7. MYSTERIOUS STICK STRUCTURES ARE ERECTED IN SANTA FE NATIONAL FOREST
    … if this isn’t a harbinger for occult-themed killings, we don’t know what is.