1. THE PLAZA IS ALL LIT UP AT NIGHT
    Which we know because we stood around for two hours waiting for it to be dark enough to turn on even though it was perfectly dark way before that.
  2. PARKING CITATIONS GO BACK TO HANDWRITTEN WHILE THE DEPARTMENT WAITS FOR NEW, MORE MODERN EQUIPMENT AND METHODS TO BE IMPLEMENTED
    When did we get so obsessed with parking?
  3. CITY TAKING STOCK OF LOCAL MONUMENTS, EVENTS THAT MIGH CAUSE CONFLICT
    Turns out people don’t much like celebrating bullshit.
  4. BLACK FRIDAY GOES OUT WITH A WHIMPER
    We were asleep on the couch instead of buying stuff, but it wasn’t political so much as we ate too much.
  5. LOS ALAMOS SCHOOLS MIGHT GET LATER START TIME
    Which is weird because isn’t everyone at their peak at the crack of dawn?
  6. NORTH KOREA RE-STARTS MAJOR WEAPON TESTS
    But let’s totally keep talking about dirty jokes and Pocahontas.  
  7. GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE STEVE PEARCE WINS RIGHT TO USE FEDERAL CAMPAIGN WARCHEST FOR STATE RACE
    Easily half of the $900K will go into TV commercials with the Law and Order DUN! DUN! and bad, grainy photos of Michelle Lujan Grisham.