1. ATTORNEY GENERAL PROSECUTES EX SENATOR IN CORRUPTION TRIAL
    As New Mexican as X-mas enchiladas.
  2. KIDS GO TRICK-OR-TREATING ON ALL KINDS OF NON-HALLOWEEN NIGHTS
    We don’t care if the actual holiday is on a weekday—any other trick-or-treating is pretty much just unsanctioned candy-begging!
  3. FIRST INDICTMENTS ROLL DOWN IN RUSSIA ELECTION CASE
    The big fish remains in power, though … tick-tock.
  4. PNM WANTS TO EXPAND BEYOND COAL
    Brace yourselves for annually rising wind charges…
  5. SPEAKING OF UTILITIES, WATER DISCONNECTED AT MAYOR’S HOUSE DUE TO UNPAID BILL
    In his defense, he did try to pin it on his ex-boyfriend (who, by the way, paid the bill in full himself).
  6. APPARENTLY THERE’S A 10 COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT IN A LOCAL PUBLIC PARK
    “There is?!” asks literally everyone.
  7. NEW MEXICO PED WANTS TO STOP TEACHING ACTUAL HISTORY
    The Entrada already ignores the facts—why not expand that to the classroom?