1. GOVERNOR SKIPS OUT ON BURGER BILL AT LOCAL BIZ
    What’s the big deal? She sent over a henchman to pay when she got called out.
  2. CHICK-FIL-A COMING TO SANTA FE
    And suddenly Blake’s isn’t the only homophobic fast food joint around here.
  3. TRUMP VISITS PUERTO RICO
    “… an island. Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water.”
  4. FACEBOOK TO GIVE CONGRESS RUSSIA’S ADS
    US voters are stunned by this one weird trick!
  5. RIP TOM PETTY
    “Into the Great Wide Open” made us cry last night.
  6. OUTSIDE AUDITOR FINDS CITY OPEN TO FRAUD
    And thereby closed to meaningful economic development.
  7. TACO BELL PARTNERS WITH FOREVER 21 ON CLOTHING LINE
    You are gonna look great in the seven-layer ensemble.