1

MORE GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATES LEAN TOWARD RECREATIONAL CANNABIS LEGALIZATION

Except—surprise—Steve Pearce, who is running on the "I Hate Laughing With My Friends and Eating Snacks" platform.

2

H&M OPENS IN THE SANTA FE PLACE MALL

If one thing's gonna save this town, it's low-low prices on fast fashion destined for thrift stores and landfills.

3

TAOS TO GET IHOP, STARBUCKS

Yeah, but we've got the H&M ...

4

NEW MEXICO MOVES UP TO THIRD FROM LAST IN STATE POVERTY RANKINGS

See below.

5

PROPOSED ORDINANCE would REQUIRE PANHANDLERS TO STAY 20 FEET FROM BUSINESSES

Tourism head says it's about making downtown shopping more pleasant—because nothing ruins a fun day of shopping like being confronted by people struggling to survive.

6

TRUMP CALLS KIM JoNG UN "ROCKETMAN" AT UNITED NATIONS

Sticks and stones and nuclear bombs can totally hurt you.

7

INDIAN RESTAURANT RAAGA TO CLOSE THIS WEEKEND

Can't Meow Wolf just take over and "curate" an "installation" wherein performers act as waiters and high-caliber Indian food chefs?