1

BEARS ARE SNACKING IN ELDORADO BACKYARDS

Just imagine what would happen if there were still chickens.

2

CANDIDATE PACKETS AVAILABLE FOR MUNI ELECTION

Stash them in the kitchen drawer next to the ketchup packets.

3

SANTA FE PLACE H&M STORE SET TO OPEN SOON

Just in time for Zozobra's outfit this year to feature a denim jacket with ruffled sleeves peeking from the cuffs.

4

CITY SKEPTICAL ABOUT MERGING WITH BLUE BUSES

Us too. Can we get home on the bus past 7 pm before we worry about getting to Taos?

5

DION'S GREEN CHILE RANCH COMING TO ALL LOCATIONS

The best news since sliced pizza.

6

THIRD SECOND STREET brewery OPENS ON RUFINA street

It's kinda like "jumbo shrimp." Just go with it.

7

SANTA FE SEARCHES FOR NEW CITY HISTORIAN

Perfect for the millennial with multiple graduate degrees and a good degree of righteous indignation.