1

MAN BRINGS GUN TO CITY COUNCIL MEETING

Maybe he was just on his way home from an audition for the remake of Miami Vice? #NMfilm

2

NEW MEXICAN EXPOSES SECRET SETTLEMENT OVER LOVELACE TAX FRAUD

Who doesn't love a good secret?

3

CITY KEEPS BICENTENNIAL POOL OPEN LONGER THIS YEAR

Because no one was ready to admit summer has to end.

4

SCHOOL YEAR RESUMES

Buena suerte, kiddos. We are depending on you.

5

PANTONE HONORS PRINCE WITH COLOR NAME

Love Symbol #2 looks like purple to us.

6

TIKI TORCHES MAKER PUBLICLY DISAVOWS SUPREMACIST GROUPS

Also, Sharpie is not responsible for misspelled protest signs.

7

JUDGE TOSSES GOVERNOR'S VETOES

Sarah Singleton is about to retire and apparently feels like sticking it to the (wo)man.