1

RESIDENTS PRE-HATE PROPOSED DEVELOPMENT NORTH OF Highway 599

Yeah, if there's one thing this town could use less of, it's places to live.

2

Some Españolans Hate SFR after throwaway Joke Offends College

For the record, that joke cost us neither time nor money.

3

ESPAÑOLA COALITION AIMS TO OPEN LOWRIDER MUSEUM

___________________ (Write your own punchline).

4

RARE SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ON AUg. 21

Don’t, like, stare at it or anything.

5

CITY COUNCIL CANDIDATE CUTS TIES WITH LOCAL "ACTIVIST" GROUP AFTER MEMBERS, INCLUDING HIS EX-WIFE, POST STARTLINGLY RACIST MEMES ON FACEBOOK

Let the great public distancing from Santa Fe Power begin!

6

MAN BEATEN, SHOT WITH PELLET GUN OUTSIDE SOUTHSIDE SPROUTS

First the security guards at the DeVargas Mall location, and now this. The message is clear: If you go to Sprouts, you'll probably get roughed up.

7

EDITOR OF THE SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN HEADING TO NEW POSITION AT SEATTLE TIMES

Pssssht—former SFR staff writer Steven Hsieh (now at The Stranger) was moving to Seattle way before it was cool.