HEALTH CARE REFORM DIES AGAIN
God bless those GOP mavericks (and John McCain, too).
WE'VE ALL BEEN DRINKING URANIUM!
So far the only superpower we've developed is the ability to piss everyone off with a single sentence, but that might have been a pre-existing condition.
SCARAMUCCI OUSTED AFTER JUST 10 DAYS
Beelzebub no longer has (this particular) devil put aside for me (for me, for me).
MEDIAN WEEDS ARE APPARENTLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS IN SANTA FE
Maybe trigger-happy cops with secret disciplinary records killing the mentally ill might also be a thing?
THE GLUEY BROTHERS BLEW EVERYONE'S MINDS AT THE SFR BEST OF SANTA FE PARTY
Seriously. We forgot how to drive, our minds were so blown.
MISSING ALBUQUERQUE TORTOISE RETURNED HOME SAFELY
Man, there sure is a lot of tortoise news in New Mexico.
SANTA FE RAILYARD BUILDING UP FOR SALE
We know there's an REI in there, but hear us out: What about a bowling alley?