1

PRISON GUARD ACCUSED OF SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO STATE PEN

Man, prison isn't even as cool as film and television have led us to believe!

2

OLD MEXICO GROWS CHILE, TOO

We don't care where it's from so long as Denver doesn't try to horn in on it.

3

ALBUQUERQUE POLICE UNION BESTOWS "MOST OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE COMMUNITY AWARD" ON THE ABQ CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

Pretty big words from a body that scares the living shit out of everyone.

4

BETTER CALL SAUL RENEWED FOR fourth SEASON

Great news for New Mexico jobs, better news for people who've entirely given up on trying to leave the house ever again.

5

COEN BROthers BACK IN New Mexico TO FILM THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS

It's probably dark or something.

6

KOB-TV NEWS TRUCK STOLEN WHILE FILMING

This just in: That's a stupid thing to steal.

7

TURNS OUT THE SPECIAL SUGARY DRINK TAX ELECTION COST TAXPAYERS LESS THAN WAS ESTIMATED

There. Now let us never speak of this again.