1

COMEY SPOKE

But we were all pretty much like, "Tell us something we don't know."

2

SKANDERA STEPS DOWN

Ding dong, the—aw, you know the rest.

3

SANTA FE COMMUNITY COLLEGE CUTS RADIOLOGY, GALLERY MANAGEMENT COURSES

X-raying artworks á la The Thomas Crown Affair just took a pretty major hit in Santa Fe.

4

FIRST CASE OF PLAGUE IN HUMANS FOR THE YEAR REPORTED

New Mexico: Come for the sunsets, stay for the diseases you didn't even know existed anymore.

5

ELDORADO TortoisE FLEES HOME for the third time

Leaving towns where real news occurs agog.

6

ROSE PARK TURNS 60

This would have been higher up on the list, but then the tortoise thing happened...

7

RAToN MCDONALD'S FRANCHISE IN HOT WATER FOR BILLBOARD SUGGESTIVE OF MARIJUANA USE

Typical—the first time McDonald's does something cool and this is what happens.