STARBUCKS RELEASES UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO
A sure sign of the end times … if the word "frappuccino" didn't already do the trick.
SANTA FE SCHOOLS BUDGET OUTLOOK IMPROVES
Soon we'll go from closing two schools to free unicorn frappuccinos for every boy and girl!
SANTA FE MANUAL HITS NEWSSTANDS
Now you know what to do for the next year.
THOUSANDS MARCH FOR SCIENCE
You can't ignore us! Unless, you know, you ignore us.
ARCHDIOCESE BACKS SUGARY DRINK TAX
Communion wine not affected. What would Jesus drink?
SUPREME COURT TO HEAR LEGISLATIVE LAWSUIT AGAINST GOVERNOR
Distinct possibility that the state will implode from all three branches of government being in the same place at the same time.
GOV, LAWMAKERS BICKER OVER FURLOUGHS
If anyone should be taking forced days off...