NASA SAYS SATURN MOON MAY HAVE CONDITIONS FOR LIFE
That's great news, since apparently we are going to bomb this planet to smithereens.
LEGISLATORS TO SUE GOVERNOR OVER VETOES
On the count of three, let's all litigate!
CAPITAL CITY CAB CLOSES
A setback for our plan to become a sorta city-like city one day.
MAYOR, COUNCILORS WALK OUT RATHER THAN LISTEN TO CONSTITUENT RANT
Imagine how we feel during your speeches, guys.
SCHOOL DISTRICT PUTS NAVA AND EJ MARTINEZ ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
Ask the Capshaw parents how well this protest is going to turn out.
SFUAD ANNOUNCES CLOSURE NEXT YEAR
The only silver lining is that we can stop trying to pronounce that acronym as a word.
GOV. MARTINEZ SOFTENS HER VETO OF MONEY FOR ALL OF THE STATE'S UNIVERSITIES
An actual quote from Tuesday's press conference: