1

COMEDIAN WITH SEXIST/TRANSPHOBIC ACT MENTIONS SANTA FE IN HIS NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL

That banana guy was a jerk, too.

2

Santa Fe Public Schools SNOW DAY FOR ACTIVISM DRAWS CRITICISM FROM STATE

Skipping class for a better tomorrow.

3

SFR's LAWSUIT OVER GOVERNOR'S CRAPPY RECORDS COMPLIANCE HEADS TO TRIAL

Because waiting three years for records is better than waiting for hell to freeze over.

4

REPUBLICAN LAWYERS SUE Attorney General FOR WITHHOLDING RECORDS ON 'POLITICAL GROUNDS'

It totally sucks when someone does it to you, huh?

5

OBAMACARE WAS NOT REPEALED

Bad news if you were hoping to just die already.

6

AND THAT GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS HE'S MOVING ON TO THE NEXT BIG THING

Sometimes we're grateful for his short attention span.

7

UBER SELF-DRIVING CAR CRASHES IN PHOENIX

Robocar probably still does a better job than half the human drivers on their cell phones.