IS YOUR MICROWAVE SPYING ON YOU?
Or was Kellyanne just referring to how every time Trump lifts his hand, it's a 'micro-wave'?
AXLE CONTEMPORARY CO-FOUNDER JERRY WELLMAN OFF TO A SPEEDY RECOVERY AFTER HEART ATTACK
Get well, Jerry—this town needs you!
GOV. MARTINEZ WANTS PRISONS TO WORK WITH ICE
More inmates for longer amounts of time is just what we need right now.
OH, AND SHE ALSO HATES TEACHERS...
She vetoed that bill because we pay them so well that they should never get sick.
...BUT THEN THE SENATE VOTED TO OVERRIDE HER VETO
What a wonderful in-your-face for the modern era.
NM HAS HIGHEST UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN THE COUNTRY
Unless you're someone's cousin or something.
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS BILL MAY SAVE US FROM EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING RAVAGES OF WINTERTIME'S Eternal DARKNESS
Bad news for assholes with early tee-times, good news for people who don't like being sad.