1

AMERICAN SPIRIT WILL DROP "NATURAL" FROM PACKAGING

As long as they're gluten-free.

2

AMAZON TO COLLECT SALES TAX IN NM

You may also like: gas, cars, sugar-sweetened beverages.

3

J.CREW DESIGNS GEOGRAPHICALLY INACCURATE NM T-SHIRT

At least they didn't place us in Mexico.

4

LEGISLATURE MULLS CHILE LICENSE PLATE

Christmas, por favor.

5

SESSIONS MET WITH THE RUSSIANS, THEN LIED ABOUT IT

"Привет! Welcome to the Kooky Kremlin Krew."

6

NM LAWMAKERS PASS ON MARIJUANA RULE CHANGE

Fun fact: The Colorado border is 153 miles from Santa Fe.

7

THE PRESIDENT PUSHES WIRETAPPING CONSPIRACY THEORY

Or as it's known in the United States, "a typical Saturday morning."