IMPROMPTU NATIONWIDE PRO-TRUMP RALLIES DRAW TENS OF PEOPLE
USA! USA! USA!
TRUMP DECLARES THE PRESS THE 'ENEMY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE'
Naw, brah—that's actually you.
OSCARS MIXUP INCORRECTLY AWARDS LA LA LAND BEST PICTURE—IT WAS ACTUALLY MOONLIGHT THAT WON
Sad how most of the talk afterwards was about how gracious the people from La La Land were, rather than how Moonlight ruled the freaking land.
Albuquerque POLICE WHO SHOT AND KILLED JAMES BOYD WON'T BE RETRIED ...
... shocking absolutely no one but disappointing basically everyone.
TESUQUE FLEA MARKET CLOSES
Now where will get a pocket knife, a Bart Simpson T-shirt, ancient photos of people we don't know and a big-ass hunk of quartz all in one place?!
SANTA FE REAFFIRMS POLICY ON being a SANCTUARY CITY FOR IMMIGRANTS
No sanctuary for the soda, though. This is war.
APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE COULDN'T MAKE THE sanctuary city HEARING
Either that, or they were too chickenshit to stand up and say in public what they've been typing on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.