1

MAYOR PROMISES CITY WORKERs MORE THAN $4 MILLION IN RAISES

That parking meter hike is working out great.

2

DAY WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS SHUT DOWN INNUMERABLE SANTA FE BUSINESSES, MOSTLY RESTAURANTS

Let this be a lesson to everyone who likes good food.

3

CITY COUNCILOR RENEE VILLARREAL OPPOSES SHADY SECURITY CONTRACT OVER FIRM'S BAD GLOBAL REPUTATION

Brava, Renee!

4

PUBLISHER CANCELS MILO YIANNOPOULOS BOOK DEAL

New UNM resolution says no one is allowed to remember his speech on campus.

5

STATE CONSIDERS UPDATING OIL AND GAS POLLUTER RULES FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 1935

Couldn't we wait another 83 years and see if the industry just does the right thing on its own?

6

TRUMP ASKS ISRAEL'S NETANYAHU TO "HOLD OFF ON SETTLEMENTS A BIT"

Oh man! How did no one ever think to just straight up say that? Problem solved!

7

HOUSE BILL WOULD ADD GREEN CHILE CHEESEBURGER TO OFFICIAL STATE SYMBOLS

Let 'er rip, vegans. The #SFRFoodie meat cabal is behind this plan too.