1

SANTA FE FACES LIFEGUARD SHORTAGE

Public pool hours are gonna take a real dive.

2

BETSY DEVOS CONFIRMED AS US SECRETARY OF EDUCATION

What's a school again?

3

PRO-MARIJUANA RALLY AT ROUNDHOUSE NOT SO HIGHLY ATTENDED (HA!)

Pro tip: It would have drawn a better crowd if labeled "Wake and Bake Rally"

4

MAYOR GONZALES HAD ARMED GUARDS AT "MEET THE MAYOR" EVENT

Santa Fe is really serious about hating that sugar tax.

5

CITY EMPLOYEE PHOTOGRAPHED NAPPING AT WORK

Mandatory "Living Nap" at all businesses is the next big initiative.

6

GOP BILL FOR SALE OF PUBLIC LANDS RESCINDED

Remind us how marches and protests don't work?

7

CAMEL ROCK CRUMBLES

It was just the muzzle. The toe is fine.