GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 TOPS AMAZON'S BESTSELLERS LIST
This just in: US Ministry of Hate to replace Homeland Security.
THOUSANDS FLOCK TO AIRPORTS TO PROTEST TRUMP BAN ON US TRAVEL FOR REFUGEE AND MUSLIMS
Tears permanently engraved on the Statue of Liberty.
TRUMP FIRES ATTORNEY GENERAL...
Does he realize this isn’t The Apprentice?
...AND NAMES WHITE NATIONALIST STEVE BANNON TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY COUNCIL
Just. Fuck that guy.
OPRAH TO JOIN 60 MINUTES AS COMMENTATOR
Oh O, America needs you now more than ever.
JAMBO IS EXPANDING TO ALBUQUERQUE
This goat stew brought to you by sane immigration policies.
MEOW WOLF SET TO REOPEN
Because when you're feeling totally bummed about the future of the free world, the laser harp will help.