DE VARGAS MOVIE THEATER CLOSED
Which explains why that one screen had Scotch tape on it for the last decade.
FORMER NM CONGRESSWOMAN HEATHER WILSON TO HEAD AIR FORCE
And it's not just planes anymore. We're talking space war strategy, too.
MEANWHILE, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE YOU KNOW MARCHED IN SANTA FE (AND EVERYWHERE ELSE) LAST WEEKEND
And that ain't alternative facts, baby—that's just awesome!
IN FIRST 'PRESSER,' SEAN SPICER TELLS FOUR LIES TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
Pretty ballsy for a team that shouts "Fake news!" at everyone.
LEGISLATIVE SESSION KICKS OFF WITH BUDGET TINKERING BONANZA
CARLSBAD CITY COUNCILOR JR DOPORTO POSTS INTENSELY MISOGYNISTIC COMMENTS ON HIS PERSONAL FACEBOOK PAGE FOLLOWING LAST SATURDAY'S WOMEN'S MARCH
Boo! Slime! Filth! Muck! Rubbish! Booooo!
A GRIZZLY BEAR WANDERED INTO THE SFR OFFICE, CAUSING US TO CURSE OUR GLARING LACK OF GUNS
Just kidding, that's not a thing even at all.