1

REALITY SHOW PERSONALITY OMAROSA MANIGAULT TO JOIN TRUMP TEAM

So basically, if you don't have political experience there's no limit to how high you can go!

2

CASE IN POINT: TRUMP APPOINTS SON-IN-LAW TO SENIOR ADVISOR ROLE

Oh, he isn't even trying to hide his bullshit anymore.

3

EDUCATION WEEK MAGAZINE GIVES NM POOR EDUCATION RANKING

We not know why! We use good word all time!

4

THIRD GRADE STUDENTS WHO CAN'T READ MOVE UP ANYWAY

See?!

5

IT SNOWED ON A FRIDAY

And some of the residential streets are still un-navigable even though it's practically spring again already.

6

WIPP REOPENED

It's designed to collapse. So, don't worry. It's cool.

7

CITY COUNCILOR IS MAD ABOUT SEEMINGLY UNNECESSARY SIDEWALK CONSTRUCTION PROJECT AFTER WORK BEGINS

A day late and about $450,000 short.