1

CHILD POOPS IN meow wolf's HOUSE OF ETERNAL RETURN

Art critics loved it.

2

MIA AND ELIJAH ARE TOP BABY NAMES IN NM FOR 2016

They beat out other top contenders like Bandelier and Walter White Jr. Jr.

3

RUSSIANS ADMIT TO ATHLETE DOPING...

...And also hacked the US election. At least now you can stop blaming your family in the Midwest.

4

BREAKING BAD ACTOR SWORN IN AS BERNALILLO COUNTY COMMISSIONER

Way to go, Gomey!

5

ALI MCGRAW SCORNED IN THE SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN FOR USING A CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING

But she should still totally run for governor.

6

CONVENIENCE STORE IN MAYHILL, NM UNDER FIRE FOR "KILL OBAMA" SIGN

Truly a proud day for our state which, until now, was generally perceived as a meth Mecca or a heroin hideaway.

7

CARRIE FISHER DIES

Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.