TOM UDALL WON'T RUN FOR GOVERNOR in 2018
Too bad. But seriously, at this point we’d take Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s or, like, a friendly dog wearing sunglasses.
CIA CONCLUDES RUSSIA INTERFERED IN ELECTION
"But is that, like, a really big deal?" asks most of America.
COUPLE ROBBED ON CANYON ROAD
And we don't mean by the galleries.
SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS VOTE TO BECOME SANCTUARY SCHOOL DISTRICT
Will the entire school board fly to NYC to be interviewed by Megyn Kelly?
SANTA FE OPERA'S COLD MOUNTAIN NOMINATED FOR GRAMMY AWARD
Which effectively says SFO is at least as good as Justin Bieber.
GUITAR WORLD MAGAZINE TO DROP BIKINI MODELS FROM ANNUAL GEAR GUIDE
Turns out women actually know how to play the guitar and do things besides wear bikinis.
MAYOR REMOVES DIET SODA FROM SUGAR TAX PROPOSAL
Because artificial sweeteners are perfectly healthy.