1

CITY HAS NEW TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR ST. FRANCIS UNDERPASS

But will following @AcequiaUnderpas (yes, one S) help us understand how to get to the Rail Trail from the Acequia Trail?

2

POUR ONE OUT FOR ARNOLD PALMER

Add a drop of vodka to that iced tea/lemonade.

3

DOWNTOWN BOMB THREAT HAPPENS ON SAME DAY TEMPS PLUNGE INTO FALL

What the hell else is going to happen around here?!

4

CO-OP ACTIVISTS HATE ON GWYNETH DOLAND'S OPINION PIECE

This is the worst episode of Portlandia we've ever seen. Wait...

5

PLAZA CAFE FAMILY PURCHASES DEFUNCT ZIA DINER

One can never have too many brunch options.

6

CONSERVATIVES CALL ZOZOBRA 'ANTITHESIS OF CHRISTIANITY'

Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Thou shalt not set fire to Old Man Gloom.

7

FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE FEELS LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Trump shouts. Clinton laughs. Everyone else invents new drinking games.