1

CANNABIS PLANT MAKES INAUGURAL APPEARANCE AT STATE FAIR EXHIBIT

And is reportedly forcibly removed because … plants are scary?

2

"WE ARE THE SEEDS: AN INDIGENOUS ART CELEBRATION" TO DEBUT IN SANTA FE RAILYARD NEXT AUGUST

Finally, the mutiny in the IFAM family goes public.

3

MIDTOWN WALMART TO SELL ALCOHOL

Thank goodness! You can't get that stuff just anywhere, you know.

4

OWNERS OF LORETTO CHAPEL FACE EXPANSION DELAYS AGAIN

Too bad, 'cause "Miracle Staircase Mall" had a real nice ring to it.

5

OPIOID MANUFACTURERS LOBBY FOR LOOSER DRUG RULES

The fox is in the henhouse and the chickens are addicted to smack.

6

GOVERNOR CONTINUES HER KICK TO BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY

Look! Over there! Criminals!

7

... AND STILL NO PLAN FOR FIXING STATE'S YAWNING BUDGET GAP

But you knew that already.