1

POWER OUTAGE BLACKS OUT ABQ AND SF

Turns out it was lightning and not The End.

2

Trump "jokes" about Using the Second Ammendment to deal with HRC

Looks like he finally read the Constitution!

3

CITY POLITICIANS IGNORE CALLS FOR FIESTA FORUM

Because race relations here and all over America are so much better now.

4

THESE OLYMPICS ARE BREAKING THE INTERNET

First the Tonga flagbearer, then that gymnast's leg and now Michael Phelps and those purple spots.

5

GOVERNOR HANDS OUT $100 DEBIT CARDS TO TEACHERS

It makes up for years of salaries lower than garbage men.

6

INDIAN MARKET: THERE'S AN APP FOR THAT

Find the most expensive parking, the most crowded bar and a runaway Pokemon all in once place.

7

THE WORDS 'INEBRIATED GRANDMA' APPEAR IN ANOTHER HEADLINE

#NewMexicoTrue