1

SEN. TOM UDALL HAS TAKEN TO CALLING DONALD "TRUMPENSTEIN"

Just when you thought someone might take the high road.

2

FLOTUS BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE AT DNC CONVENTION

And she used her own words.

3

DNC CHAIR RESIGNS FOLLOWING EMAIL LEAK

You'd think people would stop sending incriminating emails all the time.

4

GARY JOHNSON CLUELESS ON HARRIET TUBMAN

Here's to the party of liberty and freedom.

5

SFR'S BELOVED COPY EDITOR JOE FATTON MOVES TO VIRGINIA

Were going too miss you deerly, Joe!!

6

HASTINGS OUT OF BUSINESS

Don't laugh. Your parents needed something to do before "Netflix and Chill."

7

EARLY GREEN CHILE HARVEST

Bueno.