1

CBS FILMS MORNING SHOW IN SANTA FE

Since nothing's open here until 9am, it was more like a brunch show.

2

MAYOR RENAMES CONVENTION AND VISITORS BUREAU

Because if you put TOURISM in all caps, that will make people want to visit.

3

COUNCILOR SIGNE LINDELL KILLS $80K CHAMBERS REMODEL

Why not just rename it? The TORTURE Chambers.

4

George RR Martin tells Conan O'Brien he writes novels on "a DOS machine"

The suspenders, the beard, the ironic fisherman's hat…it all makes sense now! He's the ultimate hipster.

5

DOWNTOWN MERCHANTS are GLOOMY ABOUT ZOZOBRA DATE

The world's smallest violin player couldn't get a Plaza busking permit either.

6

3 OF 4 NM TEACHERS RATED EFFECTIVE

It's unclear how that report will change when it actually includes Santa Fe's numbers, not expected until June.

7

COURTS ARE LOW ON MONEY TO PAY JURORS

From now on, jury duty earns a Get Out of Jail, Free card.