1

INFLATABLE HAMSTER GOES MISSING AT ST. MIKE'S CAR DEALERSHIP
"This is going to be the best graduation party ever!!!"

2

HACKERS TAKE DOWN APD WEBSITE
Don't worry, chief says, cops still have access to plenty of ammo.

3

SANTA FE SUES CONVENTION CENTER BUILDER OVER TAX REFUND
Just think of how many potholes that 600K could fix.

4

DEVELOPERS DENY THAT RAILYARD MARKET STATION BUILDING IS STILL SINKING
Climate change is also a question in their minds.

5

NEW MEXICO IS 48TH IN THE NATION IN PERSONAL INCOME GROWTH
But doesn't the phrase "lowest quintile" have a nice ring to it?

6

A MILLION JARS OF PEANUT BUTTER DUMPED INTO CLOVIS LANDFILL
One thing we are good at growing: piles of trash.

7

GOV. MARTINEZ WANTS TO CONTROL LEGISLATORS' ACCESS TO PUBLIC DOCUMENTS.
Give 'em an inch, and they take a trip to outer space.