1

FIRST TWO MONTHS OF 2014 WERE DRIEST ON RECORD FOR NM
That sucks. Let's go play a round of golf and forget about it.

2

LA BAJADA MINE PROPOSAL LOSES FIRST ROUND AT SF COUNTY
We suspect you haven't heard the last blast yet.

3

FILMMAKERS WANT TO DIG UP E.T. ATARI GAMES IN ALAMOGORDO LANDFILL
All part of an elaborate scheme to phone home.

4

MALAYSIAN PASSENGER JET STILL MISSING AFTER TWO WEEKS
New hope that government surveillance isn't all it's cracked up to be.

5

SANTA FE SCHOOLS TO KEEP UP EARLY FRIDAY DISMISSAL
With an education system this good, who needs five full days of instruction?

WHITE HOUSE UNVEILS NEW GLOBAL- WARMING WEBSITE Let's hope this one works better than the one for Obamacare.

7

CITY CANDIDATES SPENT $12K OF PUBLIC MONEY ON FOOD
About enough to buy a bottle of Mountain Dew for everyone who bothered to vote.