1

FLORIDA FIRM TO RUN SANTA FE DROPOUT PROGRAM
'Cause local kids love it when out-of-state bounty hunters get involved.

2

GOOGLE CAMERAS RAFT DOWN THE GRAND CANYON
Up next: Sandbars of the Rio Grande.

3

SANTA FE HIGH BASKETBALL DEMONETTES WIN STATE CHAMPIONSHIP
These lady devils don't need red dresses to turn heads.

4

FIRED COMMUNITY COLLEGE PRESIDENT GETS $500K SETTLEMENT
That's great news to laid-off workers all over the city whose homes are in foreclosure.

5

ST. VINCENT HOSPITAL WORKERS SUE OVER UNPAID "BREAKS" THEY NEVER GOT TO TAKE
Letting nurses pee was just too hard on the bottom line?

6

GOV. TOUTS THAT DRUNKEN DRIVING FATALITIES ARE AT RECORD LOW
We say 309 preventable deaths is still too many.

7

"METH FOR SETH IN SF, PRISON ETIQUETTE AND A GAY FIRST"
Best headline in a local newspaper this week. Thanks, ABQ Journal Venue.