1

HOWIE MORALES AND ALAN WEBBER BEST OTHER DEMS FOR GOV RACE
Gary King says he'll stay in the contest just to keep it complicated.

2

POLICE CHIEF CALLS IT QUITS
Ray Rael either retired or re-retired or resigned. Any way you slice it, he's out.

3

JAVIER GONZALES SWORN IN AS MAYOR
Coss and Rael last seen heading for Mexico in the ex-mayor's new red Camaro.

4

SURVEY SAYS AMERICANS FAVOR KEYSTONE PIPELINE
'Cause we need gas for our Camaros and stuff.

5

HAIRDRESSER WHO REFUSED TO SERVE GOV. MARTINEZ IS BACK IN THE NEWS
Are the conservatives onto something here?

6

SUPREME COURT ASKED TO HEAR WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER CASE
We don't envy judges faced with the hard question of who's allowed to discriminate against whom.

7

US Attorney general SAYS HEROIN IS NOW URGENT PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS
We've known that in NM for decades. Tell us how to fix it, feds.