1

NM IS REPORTED FINALIST FOR TESLA CAR FACTORY
Unless they are just pulling our leg like they were in 2008.

2

TWO NEW CONDITIONS APPROVED FOR MEDICAL CANNABIS
How's that application for "sick of work" coming along?

3

PUNDITS SAY PALIN/MARTINEZ WOULD MAKE WINNING PRESIDENTIAL TICKET
For sure, this would be good for Saturday Night Live.

4

PLASTIC BAG BAN BEGINS Cashiers report increase in paper cuts as shoppers forget reusable bags in their cars. 5

CLEMENTS AND WEH WILL FACE OFF FOR REPUBLICAN SENATE RACE
And sources say he's not the only one under 35 in the GOP after all.

6

TEXTING AND DRIVING NOW ILLEGAL
New Mexico becomes 42nd state to adopt this law. Better late than never.

7

GROUND BREAKS ON RAILYARD VIOLET CROWN CINEMA
Take that, Netflix!