1

SANTA FE POLICE USE TRACKING APP TO FIND STOLEN ELECTRONICS

Proving again that dumb criminals are no match  for smart phones.

2

STATE SENATOR SAYS HE'LL PUSH FOR LEGAL POT
We see doobies and dollar signs.


3

GUN AND DRIVER'S LICENSES ALSO LIKELY ON LEGISLATIVE AGENDA
Amendments to include limits on ammunition and pointy cowboy boots.
4

ARMED ROBBERS HIT MVD, DOLLAR STORE AND ALLSUPS
Guns don't steal money, people do.
5

STEVEN SEGAL IS WEIGHING BID FOR ARIZONA GOVERNOR

Why do they get to have all the fun? Run, Ali MacGraw, run!

6

MAYORAL CANDIDATE BILL DIMAS DECLINES FORUM INVITATIONS
He don't need your stinking questions.
7

OUSTED COMMUNITY COLLEGE PRESIDENT SAYS SHE INQUIRED ABOUT MONEY


Apparently the community college board doesn't like questions either.