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NATIONAL SKI GROUP SAYS SNOWBOARDING IS LOSING POPULARITY

This just in: Raver pants and grunge are also out. 2

500-LB DE VARGAS STATUE REMOVED FROM PARK FOR REPAIRS Don't get too excited. We said repairs not reparations. 3

JAVIER GONZALES MAKES TOWERLOAD.COM'S "MOST POWERFUL COMING OUTS" LIST Patti Bushee's new campaign platform: But who has been gayer longer?

  
  

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RETAIL STORES BEGIN SELLING CANNABIS IN COLORADO Road trip! 5

TASMANIAN DEVILS DEBUT AT ABQ BIOPARK Upon further inspection, the animal was revealed to be an overgrown  prairie dog and was whacked, er, relocated. 6

NM HAS LOW GASOLINE PRICES THANKS TO FRACKING All the better for getting to Colorado. 7

FIRST SF MAYORAL CANDIDATE FORUM IS JAN. 6

Tasmanian devils are also invited as a way to inject calm.