In Albuquerque, man allegedly bites off other man's ear, pushes woman into $1,000 flowerpot.

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1 Santa Fe cops hire former T or C police chief—who improperly auctioned off evidence guns—to head unit that investigates wrongdoing by officers.

Greg Solano was considered overqualified.


2 City seeks developer to build Railyard movie theater.

Why not just get the police to auction it to someone?


3 Gov. Martinez:  “We have to start electing people who look like their communities.”

And aren’t from Texas.


4 Gerald Peters settles lawsuit with billionaire over $1.2 million painting.

Spawning new reality TV series: Lifestyles of the Rich and Overly Litigious.


5 New Mexican: A-F school grading system still confusing.

So hard to remember the order of the letters.


6 In Albuquerque, man allegedly bites off other man’s ear, pushes woman into $1,000 flowerpot.

Being Tysoned is one thing, but we’re pretty worried about that flowerpot.


7 Associated Press: Lady Gaga poses “in underwear and heels on top of what appears to be a strawberry shortcake.”

Presumably not a Hostess one.