Young female bartender: “No, we don’t have any chardonnay, but we do have white wine!”
�Overheard at Buffalo Thunder Resort & Casino’s Club Warehouse nightclub the weekend of the Free Fall Music Fest

Teenage girl talking on her cell phone: “I’ve decided I want to be a nun.”
Pause: “No! It’s not because I can’t get a boyfriend!”
�In the dining area at Whole Foods Market

Is that a piece of toilet paper or a brain mushroom?
�Overheard on the Windsor Trail

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